Oslo – Norway’s notorious mass murderer Anders Breivik’s attorney has submitted an application to Azerbaijani Embassy in Oslo seeking opportunities for extradition. Breivik explains his decision to solicit the extradition and further pursuit of Azerbaijani citizenship by shared philosophy and values with Azerbaijan’s current regime.
Norway’s mass murderer who took lives of 69 people in 2011 in a shooting spree in Oslo made scandalous announcement on Friday appealing to the government of Azerbaijan to address his extradition request. Breivik provided his background portfolio, which elaborates his experience and qualifications in cold-blooded murders.
Breivik’s attorney believes his defendant has every right and qualification to be a proud citizen of Azerbaijan. “We’re hoping Azerbaijan will manifest consistency in expediting extradition and offering pardons to cold-blooded murderers. We understand that in case of Mr. Breivik no axe was involved, but the fact is that innocent people were slaughtered and there’s a good chance some of them didn’t like Azerbaijan,” – stated the lawyer.
The reaction from Baku followed immediately chilling down the appeal expectations. In an interview with Norway’s Public TV, Azerbaijani president Ilham Aliev stated: “Anders Breivik’s request for extradition to Azerbaijan is absolutely ridiculous. First of all, he hasn’t murdered a single ethnic Armenian. Secondly, all the 69 victims murdered by Breivik were awake. And thirdly, Norway has large oil and gas resources which makes extradition facilitation too complicated”.
“I’m not sure. Breivik hasn’t killed a single ethnic Armenian,” – Aliev
However, the opinions in Azerbaijan have divided over the issue. Head of the revered “Tophique” analytical center for strategic analysis Tophique Aliev claimed that Breivik can still offer useful service to Azerbaijan. “ You can’t judge a person by one mistake. If he killed 69 people without wounding a single Armenian, it does not mean he can’t do it in the future. The important thing is that his general philosophy on life is in line with ours”.
Breivik’s attorney also explained that it was not Breivik’s fault that in a crowd of over a hundred people there would be no Armenians. “Azerbaijan must understand that it is a significant challenge for a mass murderer to ensure ethnic inclusiveness of victims at a shooting spree. Yes, no Armenian was killed there, but, hey – these things happen. Mr. Aliev should be able to see the big picture in this and appreciate the potential of my client for the future”.
Although Azerbaijan has not made a final decision on the extradition case, major political analysts believe that to receive Azerbaijan’s support Breivik will need to provide solid guarantees that his future slaughters will include at least 80% of ethnic Armenians.
Coincidentally, sources report that a group of very old people from Argentina with heavy German accent have also submitted applications for Azerbaijani citizenship and permanent residency in Azerbaijan.
Serine Mkrtchyan · Top Commenter · Yerevan State Medical University
Չէ դուք իսկապես շատ ուժեղ հումոր եք անում, սպանում ա, էնքան նուրբ ու ՛՛լուրջ՛՛ ծաղր ա, որ շատերը լուրջ են ընդունել, մինչև հիմա ծիծաղում եմ:ՃՃՃՃՃՃՃ.
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Mari Chilingaryan · Subscribe · Top Commenter · Erevani Petakan Mankavarjakan Hamalsaran
իսկ դուք նայեք euronews լուրջ ալիքը ու կհասկանաք
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Vahan Ter-Melkonian · Katholische Universität Eichstätt-Ingolstadt
հահա 😀
Ես մի պահ ասի` լուրջ ա, հահա 😀 😀
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Serine Mkrtchyan · Top Commenter · Yerevan State Medical University
Վերնագիրը կարդացի արդեն հասկացա, որ լուրջ դժվար թե լիներ, վերնագիրն արդեն խնդալու էր:
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Artak Shakaryan · Subscribe · Erivan · 505 subscribers
Թվիթ արեցի… ձեր կայքի վերնագիրն էլ bit.ly-ի միջոցով կոծկեցի… հեսա աղմուկ է բարձրանալու… հուսով եմ կայքըլավպաշտպանվածէ…
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Khachaturyan Adelina · Subscribe · Academic Coordinator for CRAL/Extension English Classes at Ermenistan Amerikan Üniversitesi
THis is an ultimate cynicism or I have missed something. Azerbaijan is gathering all the murderers from all of the world in this country.Please, don’t miss your chance and apply now.If you killed an Armenian by any chance, then your chance doubles to become an Azeri citizen. This is so ridiculous or no wonder, they have always been murderers and cowards.What can the world expect from them, nothing more than that.But international authorities must pay close attention to this, it should not be left like that. WAKE UP THE WORLD!
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Mikayel Ghazarian · Top Commenter
Наконец-то что-то стоящее 😀 Молодцы.
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Natalya Burkova
shared philosophy and values with Azerbaijan’s current regime:)))
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Arus Arwen Shahinyan
chto za nafig???
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Eduard Nazaretyan · Top Commenter · Erivan Devlet Üniversitesi
ara es lurja te katak….chem haskanum, shoki mejem!
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Eduard Shahinyan · Volunteer at HUJ – Voluntary Service of Armenia
bacec 😀
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Eduard Nazaretyan · Top Commenter · Erivan Devlet Üniversitesi
😀 ham karas laces ham prtkas 😀
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Sophie Maytesyan · Subscribe · Erivan Devlet Üniversitesi
armcomedy a… dranic a… :)))
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Robert Է Արորդի · Top Commenter · Works at 3D Modeler
Մահ էր, փորս ահագին ժամակ է ծիծաղելուց չէր ցավացել:
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Sol Runesdóttir · School of Life (still attending)
english please?
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Gregor Legein · Subscribe · 48 years old
the man’s perception is clearly not the same as the majority of the world…
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Robert Է Արորդի · Top Commenter · Works at 3D Modeler
Friends it’s a joke made by Armenians, read this article and you’ll understand the point :
https://www.change.org/petitions/u-s-a-government-condemn-azerbaijan-hungary-for-releasing-convicted-murder-ramil-safarov?utm_campaign=share_button_mobile&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=share_petition&utm_term=27687987
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Tatev Avagyan · YSU
Xndir
Ete europakan shukayum 1 qnac mard spanox@ arji 2mlrd .apa inchqan karjena nuyn shukayum 69 artun mard spanox@?
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Narék Haytyan
կախված նրանից, թե այդ արթունների մեջ քանի հայ կար
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Yelena Nersesyan · Xachatur Abovyani anvan Haykakan Petakan Mankavarjakan Hamalsaran
berans bac kardum ei minchev vor haskaca vor kataka :O chnayac safarovin medal taluc heto havatum em vor breivikin el ktayin ete 69 spanacneri mej mi hat hay liner.
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Vahan Nanumyan · Subscribe · Research Assistant at ETH Zürih
would be cool to convince breivik’s attorney to really do this!
Reply · 3 · Like · Follow Post · Sunday at 4:42am
Irina Capitsa
he need to experience Azervajan prisons for some time :))
his values will become even stronger :P)
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Vahan Alaverdyan · Ball State
Shat havesna humor@, klassno 🙂 Alievin ugharkel eq pashtonakan namaki tesqov?
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Գևորգ հեթանոս Ղազարեան · Subscribe · Top Commenter · Owner and Founder at PanArmenian E-Library · 154 subscribers
արա չկամ´, սպանություն էր.
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Bedros Hajian · Subscribe · 126 subscribers
lol
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Sargis Tsaturyan · Top Commenter · PCM CM OFFICER at HSBC Bank Armenia
lavn er! :)))
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Christine Goroyan · Top Commenter · Yerevan State Linguistic University after V. Brussov
Norway’s notorious mass murderer Anders Breivik’s attorney has submitted an application to Azerbaijani Embassy in Oslo seeking opportunities for extradition :DDDDDDD SO MUCH TO THE POINT!
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Ani Hayaseryan · Top Commenter
The forgot to add that Anders Breivik wan’t to become a national hero of Azerbaijan, be promoted as major, get a new appartment and salary o all the time he was imprisoned…all just like monster safarov got…great article;-).
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Eva Evangelista
🙂
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Mari Chilingaryan · Subscribe · Top Commenter · Erevani Petakan Mankavarjakan Hamalsaran
ես մինչև վերջ դեռ չեմ կարդացել , բայց արդեն նենց մի տեսակ վատ զգացի ինձ, բայց ինձ թվում ա սա կատակ ա.
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Karen Chilingaryan
)))))))))))!lavner…
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Mari Chilingaryan · Subscribe · Top Commenter · Erevani Petakan Mankavarjakan Hamalsaran
մամա ջան էս ամենինչը լուրջ ա?
Reply · 1 · Like · Follow Post · September 8 at 12:31pm
Célia Fox
“… it wasn’t Breivik’s fault that in a crowd of hundred people would be no armenians”…. haha :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Reply · 1 · Like · Follow Post · September 8 at 2:51pm
Akop Karagyulyan · Works at Woodbury University
lavner lol texe texin asvaca!
Reply · 1 · Like · Follow Post · Sunday at 1:08am
Sam Mamyan · Subscribe · Hollywood High School
Aper skezbits inds tevats lurj banna. Lol. Bites humore bomba et hech.
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Akop Karagyulyan · Works at Woodbury University
ha hastat aper lol mtahaxacume lavner
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Sam Mamyan · Subscribe · Hollywood High School
Asumen es verjers en mi hogavore vor metav kinoi teghe u geretsrets, etela azerbejani kaghakatsiutuin uzum. De vitog bolor karevor factornere kaghakatsi darnalu hamar nerkaen. Lol. Es mekin alyeve andsnapesa kaghakatsiutian yertume entunelu. Haha
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Samvel Harutyunyan · Owner at CHE GUEVARA bar/cafeteria (4th Byron Str., Yerevan, AM)
I think the next step should be a flash-sex and a gay marriage between Breiwick and Aliyev………..
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Արթուր Ավանեսով · Subscribe · Top Commenter · Aj’Ap’Nyak, Yerevan, Armenia
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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